Yes, I am, Zaphoid, and thank you for your courteous comment. Speaking now as a published professional photographer I'll mention that with modern digital photography is it often possible to rotate an image to adjust the angle of the original photograph. Good luck, and keep sneaking those shots.
Gentleman002, in a beach full of people it is not easy to pick up the phone and aim. But I see that both you and hencon is really good at this on your own postings :-)
I'm sorry, but I must agree with hencon: "Why place the subject of the photo at such silly angles? You also need a better phone (surely these were not taken with a camera?) ..."